Sketches 4ème / Doctor Schneider and the Junk Food Monster

Doctor Schneider and the Junk Food Monster

Louis Marchandeau, Charles Cattoen, Vincent Perrin

V: And now we go live for an exclusive interview with the world-famous eccentric genius scientist Doctor Schneider. Hello Dr. Schneider. So can you tell us what you’re up to at the moment?

L: Ha, ha, ha...I'm doing an experiment. Again three eyes, two horses’ heads, one cat’s toe, a human brain and LOOK ! I'm going to bring it to life!

C: I'm hungry. Where’s my lunch?

L: What do you means where’s your lunch? I'm the master, not YOU!

C: No, you’re stupid.

L: Listen to me!  Me Master-YOU servant.

C: No, I'm hungry.

L: Look, you can eat in a minute, but first you must listen to me!

C: No, I want to eat now!

L: Don't forget that I created you.            

C: I don’t care. I'm hungry. Bring me a Big Mac, some French fries and a large diet Coke.                                                                                                                            

L: Now I’m really starting to get angry here. I did not create you to eat junk food and order me around.

C: You’re not the only one getting angry here. If I don’t get that Big Mac soon, I’ll eat you!

V: How are you feeling at the moment Mr Monster?

C: I'm hungry.

V: And you Dr. Shneider.

L: Please, help me! He’s going to eat me!!!

V: So as you can see, sometimes it’s better to think before you create in the world of science. Doctor Schneider created a monster who’s addicted to junk food and who now wants to kill him. Oh my God, he’s coming for me now. Ok, everybody, this interview is officially over. Goodbye.Aaghhhhhhhhhh….

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