SKETCHES 4ème / Hypocrite !

Hypocrite!

Mother: Milia Delzor

17 year-old daughter: Lisiane Bauer

16 year-old daughter: Chloé Schmit

C: Oh my god! I think mum’s here!

L: Quick! Hide your cigarette!

C: And your tattoo!

L: Oh no! I haven’t got a jumper to cover it up.

M: Hello darlings! Oh! Yuck, it smells of smoke here!

L: Really? No!  (Pretending to be surprised)

M: Yes it does!

C: I don’t smell anything.

M: Have you been smoking?

(Milia searching in her bag)

M: What’s this? A pack of cigarettes?! Nooooo! How could you?! Don’t you know smoking kills? And your poor father, what will he think about this?

C: But, but, but…

M: What’s this? Let me see! Aaaaghhh! Hang on a sec

L: No, it’s nothing.

(Milia lift up her sleeve)

L: Euh… Chloé what have you done?!

C: Nothing.

M: A tattoo…

C et L: Mum? Mumy?

M: Get out! Get out!

(10 minutes later)

C: Do you think she’ll forgive us for everything?

L: I don’t know.

(They enter quietly and Milia is smoking a cigarette and drinking beer. She jumps us when she sees them)

L: Mother! You’re such a hypocrite!

C: Yeah, from now on, I’m not listening to any of your advice. Come on Lisiane. Let’s go get a piercing!  

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